Ladies...I Love You All

Alice Smith

I'll admit it.

My name is Bobby. And I objectify women. "Hi, Bobby!"

I know it's wrong. It's a serious character flaw. I could chalk it up to just having a "playa's attitude"...you know something cool that I could use to defend it, but it's time I face it. And you'd think that, like many men, I would be into the mainstream hot women like Jenna Jameson, Esther Baxter, Tila Tequila, and the like. Nope. I likes the women that can sang. Specifically, female artists that are just off the beaten path of their mainstream peers. While many guys fantasize about Pamela Anderson giving them the Tommy Lee experience, I tend to think about slightly weirder shit...like...chillin' in the park on a sunny day w/ Esthero with my head in her lap while she runs her fingers through my hair and gently sings My Torture. (Screw you, guys...at least I freely embrace my weirdness!) All my fantasies have pretty much the same premise and the women I love are fairly interchangable. Sometimes it's Erykah Badu and other days it's Alice Smith...just depends on what I feel like listening to at the time. I just put the music on and - off I go - into my own little world where these women sing only to me. The fact that most of these women are sexy as all get out makes it all that much easier. I mean, seriously, Lina is as sexy as they come. So is Amel Larrieux, Conya Doss, Sy Smith, and N'Dambi. All of them are real easy on the eyes, know what I mean? But, looks are a small part of the equation for me. What I really love is the fact that these women all sing great songs that are very personal to them, and many of them are great songwriters with an innate ability to search within themselves and produce poignant lyrics that get embedded into your psyche. Yep, gets me every time. OK...enough of my weirdness. It's time to bring you all into my fantasy with some tasty offerings from some of my favorite women. And by the way ladies...if I ever meet any of you, you will all receive the utmost respect from me. But, I'll be "Spittin' Game" like Anthony David. I just thought you all should know. Anyway, here are the goodies.

Alice Smith - Do I

Esthero - Country Livin'

Wayna - Mama's Sacrifice

Alice Russell - Don't You Worry

N'Dambi - Can't Change Me (m4a)

Dionne Farris - Funny

Janita - That's How Life Goes

Lina - Nothing